Showing posts with label Awesome Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Awesome Quotes. Show all posts

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Awesome BREAKING BAD Quotes - "Face Off"

Finally, after many moons, here's your context- and commentary-free moments from this season's finale.


Episode 13, Season 4
airdate: October 9th, 2011
"I won."
- Walter White

What? You think there was a better one? Put it in the comments.

See you next season.

Monday, October 03, 2011

Awesome BREAKING BAD Quotes - "End Times"

Context- and commentary-free moments from this week's episode.



Episode 12, Season 4
airdate: October 2nd, 2011
"Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable."
- Walter White
"All I know is when he tells me your employer took him out in the desert and threatened to murder his entire family, I sat up and took notice. Because, hey, what am I if not family?"
- Saul Goodman
"I've been waiting all day. Waiting for Gus to send one of his men to kill me. And it's you."
- Walter White
"No. I'm gonna do this one way or another, Mr. White."
"Then let me help."
- Jesse Pinkman, Walter White


Monday, September 26, 2011

Awesome BREAKING BAD Quotes - "Crawl Space"

Context- and commentary-free moments from this week's episode.


Episode 11, Season 4
airdate: September 25th, 2011
"I don't want to talk about it - to you or to anyone else. I'm done explaining myself."
- Walter White
"I'll tell you what this is about Mr. Beneke. This is about you and me doing our best to keep Huell happy."
"Huell? Who's Huell?"
"This is Huell. Huell, you happy?"
"Reasonably."
"What would make you unhappy?"
"This little mofo not doing what he's told."
- Saul's other A-team member (played by Bill Burr), Ted Beneke, Huell
"Does the laundry have to be dirty?"
"No."
- Walter White, Tyrus Kitt
"Last I asked for your help, you said, 'I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert.'"
- Jesse Pinkman
"If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I kill your wife. I kill your son. I kill your infant daughter."
- Gustavo Fring
"It was an act of God. Ain't no account for no act of God."
- Huell

Monday, September 19, 2011

Awesome BREAKING BAD Quotes - "Salud"

Context- and commentary-free moments from this week's episode.

SPOILER WARNING: Do NOT read the last quote before watching "Salud."


Episode 10, Season 4
airdate: September 18th, 2011
"Tell this asshole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's gotta do it my way. The right way."
"I speak English."
"So you understand what 'asshole' means. Now go get me my phenylacentic acid, asshole."
- Jesse Pinkman, Cartel Chemist
"I made a mistake. It's my own fault. I had it coming. It's all my fault. I'm just... I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
- Walter White
"Celebrities have to get their cars washed like everybody else."
- Saul Goodman
"Remembering you that way wouldn't be so bad. The bad way would be to remember you the way... the way you've been this whole last year. At least last night you were... you were real."
- Walter White, Jr.
"Salud."
- Gustavo Fring
"Make yourself useful -- find a gun."
- Hitman Mike
"Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!"
- Gustavo Fring
Previously
"Bug" - Episode 9

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Awesome BREAKING BAD Quotes - "Bug"

Context- and commentary-free moments from this week's episode.

Episode 9, Season 4
airdate: September 11th, 2011

"Should I even ask?"
"I wouldn't."
- Walter White, Hitman Mike
"Can you walk? Then get the fuck outta here and never come back."
- Jesse Pinkman

Previously
"Hermanos" - Episode 8
"Problem Dog" - Episode 7
"Cornered" - Episode 6

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Awesome BREAKING BAD Quotes - "Hermanos"

Context- and commentary-free moments from this week's episode.


Episode 8, Season 4
airdate: September 4th, 2011

"This is what comes of 'blood for blood,' Hector. Sangre por sangre."
- Gustavo Fring
"Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always cooking."
- Gustavo Fring
"It wasn't until the, uh, 5th grade that I found out that she liked me too. But by then, her family had moved to Scottsdale, so... (sigh).  Carpe diem, okay?"
- Saul Goodman
"What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags."
- Jesse Pinkman
"Look at me, Hector. Look. At. Me.
Maybe next time."
- Gustavo Fring

Previously
"Problem Dog" - Episode 7
"Cornered" - Episode 6

Monday, August 29, 2011

Awesome BREAKING BAD Quotes - "Problem Dog"

Context- and commentary-free moments from this week's episode.

Actually, there were probably more great parts of the episode that occurred in silence this week (Walt's demeanor in the parking lot, Skyler's face in the carwash office, Hank's DEA boss' raised eyebrows when he passed over that final file), but that's not what we do here.


Episode 7, Season 4
airdate: August 28, 2011

"Big doings today. The order of the day is 'eyes open, mouth shut.'"
- Hitman Mike

"You pick up the rock, you go right to the dark side. Anything can happen."
- Old dude in group therapy
 "I made you my bitch. You accept?"
- Jesse Pinkman

Previously

Monday, August 22, 2011

Awesome BREAKING BAD Quotes - "Cornered"

A new feature for your pleasure debuts at LowBrowMedia today. Awesome Breaking Bad Quotes -- context- and commentary-free moments from this week's episode. As I contemplated which of these lines a TV Tweets entry was going to center around, I realized that was dumb. F that; they're all worthy of getting some play. Thus, a new feature was born. Feel free to discuss them or offer up another quote from this episode in the comments.


 Episode 6, Season 4 
airdate: August 21, 2011
"Bogdan. As is."
- Walter White
"I like to think I see things in people."
- Gustavo Fring
"Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family."
- Skyler White